Great. It may be time to stop procrastinating and buy a gun.

This should hardly be a surprise. I'm only about fifteen miles up the road from Evergreen, and even two years ago when I moved here, I was told that cats and small dogs should be considered "disposable household accessories" since they so frequently disappear. (Into the bellies of big cats, one was left to infer.)

(And what kind of cruel mother names her son "Schylure"? Yeesh.)